this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water



Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

(Source: princechihiro)


excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade)


When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too


You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 


who the fuck is john green and who the fuck buys cigarettes to not smoke like why do people bother with this arsey ‘literature’ its so pretentious get it away from me 


Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.


Are you 18?


It's okay, they're a metaphor.

Which harry potter movie is this